How I can have an avatar?

[Devid_777]

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[Simon]

Not possible, sir. The option is disabled for normal users.

[Merlin]

Not possible, sir. The option is disabled for normal users.
It's disabled for us abnormal users too.

[Maya]

Definitely a spambot.

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[Terry (existing)]

Ah well, perhaps you have joined the wrong site? Some of us wouldn't know a spambot from a hot spot, or know spam from kam or even ham. Oh man, some people are really ignorant you know. They don't keep up with youth and its vagaries.... Avitar eh, isn't that a license to fly? If so, why? I can;t fly, and it doesn't make me cry. However, when I sit in my hot spot, I fry... Can you tell me why I fry? I have no idea why anyone visiting this site would want to fly, so why do you want a license to fly? Or am I all screwed up and what you really want is a license to fry? If so, I can send you a license to fry fish, but only in Canada. No need for a license to fry meat it is not on the endangered species list. Frying vegitables requires proof of proper training before a license is issued in Canada, but south of the border no proof is required for some reason, and both Skip and Don are able to provide such a license..... For the Avitar license you will need to do another search, non of us fly enough to be instuctors, but we do deal with fear of flying which of course you don;t have anyway.... Oh yes,my next book will be entitled, " I golf at par, and drive a car, but not too far? Hope it will become a big success with the kiddies. See you all soon.....:eek:

[pmdigi]

must be a poet and don't know it.

[Don]

I'm not a poet...
but my feet are longfellows...:p