Poodle
01-12-2007, 12:53 PM
And if that wand don't change your fate
Mamma's gonna teach you to levitate
And if the astral makes you sick
Mamma's gonna buy you an incense stick
And if that patchouli smells too rank
She'll buy you a sensory deprivation tank
And if that tank don't float your bones
Mamma's gonna buy you some precious stones
And if those gems don't ease your heart
Mamma's gonna buy you a natal chart
And if your planets go berserk
Mamma's gonna buy you some bodywork
And if your aura still needs kneading
Mamma's gonna buy you a past life reading
And if your destiny stays hid
Mamma's gonna buy you a pyramid
And if your chakras still feel stressed
Mamma's gonna take you on a vision quest
And if power animals don't come to charm ya
Sorry, kid, it's just your karma
Mamma's gonna teach you to levitate
And if the astral makes you sick
Mamma's gonna buy you an incense stick
And if that patchouli smells too rank
She'll buy you a sensory deprivation tank
And if that tank don't float your bones
Mamma's gonna buy you some precious stones
And if those gems don't ease your heart
Mamma's gonna buy you a natal chart
And if your planets go berserk
Mamma's gonna buy you some bodywork
And if your aura still needs kneading
Mamma's gonna buy you a past life reading
And if your destiny stays hid
Mamma's gonna buy you a pyramid
And if your chakras still feel stressed
Mamma's gonna take you on a vision quest
And if power animals don't come to charm ya
Sorry, kid, it's just your karma