any suggestions please?

[Terry]

Terry here, in spite of the fact that you lied to us about your hypnosis training, I feel in a good mood today so I will help you though it is a little late now.
Hypnosis consists of many layers, not all of them based on the spoken word, so I suggest you begin once the party is in action, by standing up, and holding up your hand in a commanding gesture as if you where about to entrance the whole room, which indeed you will, and them when you have the full attention of everybody, begin without a word to disrobe slowly to music. I guarantee you will be the biggest hit of the evening even if the hits you take are handed out by the hostess.....